Hello, today I found out that my mom is insane. It all started when i go home from school. So i had a head ache and i decided to get a mountain and some excedrin.... yes the red one. So I eventfully fell asleep on the couch with a mountain dew.... Great..... So i woke up realising I spilled presious dew. I hated myself at this point. So i told my mom that i had spilled mountain dew and she told me to "Go get a towel down by the dryer and clean it up. So i go to get the towel and start to clean up.   I didnt get all the way done before I fell asleep again. So anyways she comes in and yells "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SPILL?". I said mountain dew I told you, you said to go get a towel and clean it up. She again yells "YOU MUST BE DREAMING, I DO NOT REMEMBER THAT!!!". I say then what is this towel doing here and how would i know were you keep you cleaning towels... so she drove off pissed. and thats how i found out my mom is INSANE.